Two nude statues a male and female had been standing in central park for a hundred years, when a fairy had felt sorry for them and brought them to life. You have one hour before you change back into statues “said the fairy” so do what you have been wanting to do for a hundred years now and remember one hour! With this in mind the two statues dove into the bushes and the shuffling and shaking and heavy breathing begin, after forty five minutes the male statue raised up all out of breath and said, we have fifteen minutes left what do you want to do now? The female statue replied the same thing we’ve been doing for the past forty five minutes, except this time you hold the pigeons down and I’ll s**t on them.